Random thoughts on the J-Unit Weekend Extravaganza
I'm back home in Virginia, which means that my first J-Unit Weekend Extravaganza in the Durty South has come to end. I'm still basking in that post-vacation glow, so here are a collection of random thoughts from my four days in Atlanta:
- I don't spend enough time with my friends
- Airtran rules - roundtrip to Atlanta for under $100
- Chilled Southern Comfort is a great shot
- There are a lot of beautiful women in Georgia
- Everyone needs to move closer to Robb
- I still remember how to smoke a cigarette
- Robb's daughter is the coolest, funniest 11-year old I have ever met
- It's tough to communicate when you lose your voice
- I need to learn not to talk politics with women - it only leaves everyone frustrated
- I'm no John Travolta, but I'm not as bad a dancer as I tell myself that I am
- Nothing beats snuggling with a beautiful woman
- Wild Bill's is flipping huge
- Apple soda from China tastes like a kamikaze shot
- "Messy" is a relative term
- Skinny-dipping in hotel pools doesn't only happen in the movies
- Nothing puts a smile on my face like seeing a beautiful pair of breasts
- Trampolines are fun to jump on
- Dane Cook is f-ing hilarious
- There is no mandatory retirement age for strippers - there should be
- Sometimes running into an old friend can be exactly what you need
- Akitas shed a lot...a whole lot
- It's hard to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- Nothing feels better after a long night of drinking than pizza and a shower
- You'll be surprised what some people will do for a dollar
- Pulling into a driveway with a cop car in it is a good way to sober up
- Nothing beats a woman with a "good situation"
- Sometimes wondering "what if"can be better than actually finding out
- Everyone smokes in Georgia
- High school was a long time ago
- A tattoo isn't something you get on a whim
- Temptation can be intoxicating
- Fate can be very ironic
- No place is colder than a Waffle House at 4 in the morning
posted by Nebbitt at
12:45 PM
17 Comments:
Thanks for coming down. I really had a good time. I hope we can do it more often and even better!
A post vacation glow...is that anything like a "morning after" glow?
You'll have to have a J-Unit Weekend Extravaganza in the Durty South 2, so next time I can visit with ya'll! :)
Sounds like you had one crazy weekend. I'm jealous! ;)
Really wishing that I would have been able to come out....
Sorry I missed you this time...hopefully I'll be able to come next time you come to visit...
man - sounds like a blast ..
Maybe eventually i'll do one - once i get to know everyone ;)
It was a great weekend! Can't wait for your next visit! Let me know when you are going to post the pictures...
You are right! Everyone does need to live closer to me! We'd have soooo much fun.
K, I found a way to make it up to you when you come back down...
Robb said that you saw an Esperante while you were here... They are handbuilt about 12 miles from his house. Next time you're here, I'll treat you guys to a tour of the facility. Just let me know when you're coming!
vixen - we'd love to have you down for the next Extravaganza...it was a blast! And yes, it's like a "Morning After" glow but you don't need a pill! :)
kate - no need to be jealous...just share in the festive spirit!
tiff - I'll have to try the lime juice next time. I usually can't do multiple shots, but I did 5 or 6 Saturday night, so I think I found one I can handle.
heather - I'm Tivo-ing a Travel Channel special on the Panoz Esperante tonight - I'd love to tour the factory! Robb took me to Chateau Elan a few years ago - that place is awesome!
alshrim - I didn't know anybody that well before I met them in person either - bloggers are just cool folks!
lilith - I'll try to post them tomorrow if I get time. And I put in my order for the poster size print of my favorite picture! :)
alydyn - you're right - nothing tastes better than the Waffle House after a night of drinking and staring!!
jud- You have no idea. I think Robb & I created a new category of money spending - sympathy tipping.
But that was just one person...the rest of the girls were off the hook. Let's just say that after we saw their cash & prizes, they all had good situations!! (thanks for the CDs, Robb!)
Haha...talking politics with women. I think I remember that conversation...
It was nice meeting you!! We will all have to go out again when you come down!
And no talking politics.
Glad to see you still know how to smoke...even if it is my funky recessed filtered parliaments :O)
Dopey- it was great meeting you too - I still laugh when I think about you talking about the girl w/ the infected nipples! Hope you haven't had any more run-ins w/ your creepy stalker man :(
Well, unfortunately, I have. I came home Monday evening from TN, and I get out of my car...and he's walking by. Creepy.
Oh, and thanks for reminding me about those nasty nipples. EW.
:O)
Too much fun. You can always come and be introduced to some hashers when I'm up in DC at the end of the month! We can drink and whatnot. Granted, I'll be wearing the felony-short red dress...
dopey - I'm serious, start keeping a written log of every time you see the guy - that's the kind of detail that can help prove intent if he ever tries anything w/ anybody in the complex - but I'm praying it never comes to that. You should ask the management company "who does he have to rape or kill to get kicked out of here?" Do they really want that kind of liability?!?
muse - I still don't understand this whole hashing thing. First, it doesn't even involve hash, so that's false advertising! :)
Second, it seems like a lot of effort just to run around and drink beer - I do that all the time and I don't have to wear a dress or anything! :)
But let me know when you're coming up anyway - if you need someone to take some pictures of you in the short red dress, I think I could be talked into providing that service! I'll even let you try and talk me into watching college football...
Oh yeah, they just opened this huge "Sports & Steakhouse" place by my house - supposedly it has like a gazillion big TVs so you can watch every game known to man!!
Sports and Steakhouse? Have I died and gone to heaven?
No, wait, let's change the alliteration there: Sex, Sports and Steakhouse... Y'know, in order of importance.
I get into DC the night of Sept 29th, going to be hanging around all day Friday (until I go see the Capitol Steps perform), then the red dress comes out on Saturday, then up to who knows what on Sunday.
And hashing? At least check out the info on it here.
Speaking of Waffle Houses...Did you get them scattered, smothered, chopped and chunked?
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