Random thoughts on the J-Unit Weekend Extravaganza

I'm back home in Virginia, which means that my first J-Unit Weekend Extravaganza in the Durty South has come to end. I'm still basking in that post-vacation glow, so here are a collection of random thoughts from my four days in Atlanta:

1. I don't spend enough time with my friends
2. Airtran rules - roundtrip to Atlanta for under $100
3. Chilled Southern Comfort is a great shot
4. There are a lot of beautiful women in Georgia
5. Everyone needs to move closer to Robb
6. I still remember how to smoke a cigarette
7. Robb's daughter is the coolest, funniest 11-year old I have ever met
8. It's tough to communicate when you lose your voice
9. I need to learn not to talk politics with women - it only leaves everyone frustrated
10. I'm no John Travolta, but I'm not as bad a dancer as I tell myself that I am
11. Nothing beats snuggling with a beautiful woman
12. Wild Bill's is flipping huge
13. Apple soda from China tastes like a kamikaze shot
14. "Messy" is a relative term
15. Skinny-dipping in hotel pools doesn't only happen in the movies
16. Nothing puts a smile on my face like seeing a beautiful pair of breasts
17. Trampolines are fun to jump on
18. Dane Cook is f-ing hilarious
19. There is no mandatory retirement age for strippers - there should be
20. Sometimes running into an old friend can be exactly what you need
21. Akitas shed a lot...a whole lot
22. It's hard to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
23. Nothing feels better after a long night of drinking than pizza and a shower
24. You'll be surprised what some people will do for a dollar
25. Pulling into a driveway with a cop car in it is a good way to sober up
26. Nothing beats a woman with a "good situation"
27. Sometimes wondering "what if"can be better than actually finding out
28. Everyone smokes in Georgia
29. High school was a long time ago
30. A tattoo isn't something you get on a whim
31. Temptation can be intoxicating
32. Fate can be very ironic
33. No place is colder than a Waffle House at 4 in the morning

Dinner at the Divits

Thursday night was great - Robb & I finally got to meet Lilith in person, and we all had a great time eating and drinking at Spondivits.

Lilith was the shots queen of the night - three shots of Patron! Here's a picture of #3 going down:

Me & Lilith both had the coconut shrimp, which was awesome. Here's Lilith enjoying hers:

Yes, Lilith can even make eating a sensual experience - you go girl!

All in all, we had a great time - it was weird how well it seemed like we knew each other before we even met. It was like we had known each other for years...which I guess makes sense because we've shared years of stories. So my first in-person blogger meeting was a huge success.

And a post about our night wouldn't be complete with mentioning our waitress...I forget her name, but she rocked - she was hot, she was funny, and she kept bringing us beers and shots - what more can you ask for?

This picture doesn't do her justice at all - she was much cuter in person, and we all agreed she had a great ass. I forgot to get a picture of that. But speaking of asses, we did catch the ass of the girl sitting at the bar.

Now if only I had got a picture of the midget dancing man...