You know you need it
Sometimes spam is just too good to delete. Here's one I got today:
You know you need it. The longer and thicker you are, the better everyone involved will be.
Don't delay on the world's best solution for your problem. Make "it" work like a king today.
Up-size it.
I was going to delete the message, but I like the idea of my 'it" working like a king...I could make him a little crown and everything. And if it's going to be better for everyone involved, don't I owe it to all of you to get some? Where's that credit card...
You know you need it. The longer and thicker you are, the better everyone involved will be.
Don't delay on the world's best solution for your problem. Make "it" work like a king today.
Up-size it.
I was going to delete the message, but I like the idea of my 'it" working like a king...I could make him a little crown and everything. And if it's going to be better for everyone involved, don't I owe it to all of you to get some? Where's that credit card...
posted by Nebbitt at
7:57 AM
13 Comments:
Yup...make "it" work like a king man!!! lol I always say "biggie size" everything ;)
Biggie size everything - that's funny! With all these ED drugs on the market, I think of guys treating their doctor's office like a drive-thru:
Doc: What can I get for you?
Man: Give me an extra stiff boner.
Doc: Would you like the 24-hour or 72-hour stiffee?
Man: It is a 3 day weekend - better make it the 72 hour.
Doc: Great. Now would you like to super-size that order of wood?
Man: No, I want a small dick this weekend - of course!
Doc: Alright, here you go. Thanks for choosing Boner King!
Boner King! I love it!
Makes perfect sense - think about the names of the things they sell: Whopper, Double Whopper (when one isn't enough!) - they're even sponsoring a band called Coq Roq - they're obsessed with cock! :)
Who isn't obsessed with Cock? Sorry, I need to get laid, bad. Go home and give the your wife the king buddy! In between episodes on TLC of course ;)
I don't know about you, but I make "it" work like a king everytime I use "it"!
I do like the idea of making a crown. I just hope it doesn't start to resemble the spooky Burger King guy from the commercials!
Whoa.
I think it's too early for me for this kind of talk.
I'm just thinking of what I could put a crown on... I don't have anything that protrudes quite like that...
Well, ummm, hmmm, maybe...
I think this is what I needed today to get me out of my funky mood! He! He! Darn I went to bed thinking about sex, woke up thinking, about sex had my bad mood, now I'm thinking about sex again. Hmmm...do you think the bad mood was due to the lack of sex?
So that's why I'm always so grumpy! Better give someone my Double Whopper so I can cheer up!! :)
What is that about a WHopper Jr.?
You're one to talk - your dates have to order off the kid's menu!!
I can't help it if I am a playground! Besides...they are all the right height!
Robb-
Three - that's how many levels your last comment was wrong on...
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