THTF
It's 94 degrees here in the nation's capital. With the humidity, that brings the heat index to right around the inside of a pizza oven. We're under a heat advisory until 8:00 PM.
It's so hot and sticky that I officially proclaim it to be Too Hot To Fuck (THTF) today. This reminds me of the day I came up with the concept of THTF. That would be in New Orleans. In July. Safety tip for all you newlyweds out there: July is not the best time to see the Big Easy.
And this got think me to thinking - how did the human race survive before electricity and modern marvels like air conditioning? I bet if the government paid a bunch of scientists a lot of money to study birth rate patterns during the summer months along the middle to lower East Coast and the South, they would find that there are a lot fewer babies conceived from July to September - because it is just THTF. And therein lies the real danger in global warming - if the Earth keeps warming up and the ice caps melts and it's THTF year round, the only people left getting any booty will be the eskimos - except that they all drowned when the ice melted and their homes sunk into the ocean. So if you want your grand children to be able to get some, stop global warming!
I think I spent too much time in the sun today...
It's so hot and sticky that I officially proclaim it to be Too Hot To Fuck (THTF) today. This reminds me of the day I came up with the concept of THTF. That would be in New Orleans. In July. Safety tip for all you newlyweds out there: July is not the best time to see the Big Easy.
And this got think me to thinking - how did the human race survive before electricity and modern marvels like air conditioning? I bet if the government paid a bunch of scientists a lot of money to study birth rate patterns during the summer months along the middle to lower East Coast and the South, they would find that there are a lot fewer babies conceived from July to September - because it is just THTF. And therein lies the real danger in global warming - if the Earth keeps warming up and the ice caps melts and it's THTF year round, the only people left getting any booty will be the eskimos - except that they all drowned when the ice melted and their homes sunk into the ocean. So if you want your grand children to be able to get some, stop global warming!
I think I spent too much time in the sun today...
posted by Nebbitt at
3:22 PM
3 Comments:
I know what you mean! I don't know what the temp is here today, but it is hot! I like that THTF.
It may be too hot to go all out, but maybe a quickie would do on a THTF day.
Well, I guess there's always time for a quickie. It would just be a really sweaty quickie - a "swickie"
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