Please bare with me
Leave it to one of my talented co-workers to put a smile on my face this morning. The guy that's in charge of our office's security system has been having problems with the card readers that control access to the doors, so he sends an e-mail out to the whole staff about the problem - here's the funny part:
"Please bare with me while I try to bring the readers back online, again."
I cringe at the thought of our staff baring themselves to our security guy. Trust me, except for maybe one or two of them, you would not want to see these people naked! And what's even funnier, he sent a similar message last week asking people to "bare" with him, and we told him about "bear vs. bare" but he obviously forgot already.
What a tool.
"Please bare with me while I try to bring the readers back online, again."
I cringe at the thought of our staff baring themselves to our security guy. Trust me, except for maybe one or two of them, you would not want to see these people naked! And what's even funnier, he sent a similar message last week asking people to "bare" with him, and we told him about "bear vs. bare" but he obviously forgot already.
What a tool.
posted by Nebbitt at
9:07 AM
7 Comments:
I must - I'm still here, and next month it'll be six years. Hope stupidity isn't contagious...
Nebbitt: Stupidity can be contagious. Take it from someone who knows. After years of hanging out with dumbasses, I now fear I am one. That has to be the explanation for all the ridiculous things I do. LOL.
should be.
Stupid people were put on this planet to put a smile on our face, and to really piss us off. Why does it have to be one extreme or the other with them?
Maybe he does want everyone to bare everything. Maybe it's a subconscious thing and he doesn't even know what he is writing...
Tough to say - the guy does stupid things all the time, but he is kind of a perv...so maybe he just acts dumb so people won't think he's trying to get them naked?!?
The Grapes vs. Apples thing is certainly in "The Grapes" favor right now huh?! LOL
I like the way you set that up and I feel honored to be an Apple at the VERY top of the tree! ;)
Maybe he is trying to see the one or two you referred to naked....who knows?
vixen - the Grapes will perservere! And you definitely seem like a very pickable apple :)
robb - maybe, but again he's not that bright. The stories I could tell...
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